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Monday, December 29, 2008
Friday, December 26, 2008
Win a $500 Shopping Spree, A Stripper Pole or A Sex Swing!
Win a $500 Shopping Spree, A Stripper Pole or A Sex Swing!
I am so excited about 2009, that I want to start it off with FIREWORKS, baby!
I will be giving 3 lucky hosts a $500 Shopping Spree from my entire catalog. I will then award another 3 lucky hosts with a Stripper Pole or Sex Swing! That's a really great chance of winning when there are 6 different prizes! If you were thinking about having a party before... now is the time to get your party booked!
All hosts of parties $300+ in sales and closed out from January 1- February 14th will be entered to win!
Host a party on a Wednesday 6pm party or a Saturday 1pm party get double entries into the raffle!
If there are any questions please feel free to contact me paromanceparties@gmail.com
* The winners will be pulled on February 15, 2008
* Prize to be shipped to your home address through UPS within 2 weeks of raffle date.
*Shopping Spree will need a phone conference to make selections for products.
I am so excited about 2009, that I want to start it off with FIREWORKS, baby!
I will be giving 3 lucky hosts a $500 Shopping Spree from my entire catalog. I will then award another 3 lucky hosts with a Stripper Pole or Sex Swing! That's a really great chance of winning when there are 6 different prizes! If you were thinking about having a party before... now is the time to get your party booked!
All hosts of parties $300+ in sales and closed out from January 1- February 14th will be entered to win!
Host a party on a Wednesday 6pm party or a Saturday 1pm party get double entries into the raffle!
If there are any questions please feel free to contact me paromanceparties@gmail.com
* The winners will be pulled on February 15, 2008
* Prize to be shipped to your home address through UPS within 2 weeks of raffle date.
*Shopping Spree will need a phone conference to make selections for products.
Sexual Horoscopes- SexHerald.com
Aries Mar 21-Apr 19
Solo: With Venus entering your 11th House of friends on the 8th, and joining Neptune there, this month you could see the induction into your crowd of somebody who’s actually pretty easy on the eyes. Not that the friends you have now aren’t attractive, per se, but they’re all just… you know. You’re used to them. You’ve seen them being so disgusting that in your eyes they’ll never come back around to potentially dateable. Before you call dibs on this new person and start pursuing them with the strength of a thousand lemmings running towards the cliff, make sure you get to know them a little bit and determine for certain that they’re really available to you. It is very embarrassing to build up a friendly but superficial rapport with someone for a long time and then finally make your move, only to have them awkwardly and ambiguously tell you that it really isn’t a good idea, only for you to keep pushing back, and then months later find out that they don’t actually like your gender. That shouldn’t happen to you. But by all means, don’t alienate yourself from them- you never know who they know, and even if they don’t think you’re their cup of tea, they might know someone else who’s just perfect.
Duo+: Pluto has just joined Jupiter in your 10th House of the public eye, and you might notice a significant shift in the levels of interest in your status. Whatever dynamics you’re experiencing between you two, you should be aware that if you’re trying to keep it a secret, it’s not working. People are just like Santa Claus this month- they see you when you’re sleeping. They know when you’re awake. They can tell if you’re getting more serious. They can tell if you’ve been fighting. You’re subconsciously wearing a lot of your passions and emotions on your sleeve this month, which can open you up to a lot of outside meddling and input from people that you don’t really want to hear. Be mindful of what you’re doing and saying outside the privacy of your own space, and take a keener interest than you normally have in how to keep yourself well protected from unfounded attacks. If someone does say something to you that’s out of line, and tries to defend themselves with, “Well, I mean, it’s totally obvious,” simply tell them that while they might be right, it’s your and your partner’s prerogative and yours alone to take care of it, and that they have their own problems to deal with. Then, if there’s something to take care of, go to it. If not, feel free to show the world as much as you see fit.Hot Spots: 8th, 16th, 20th, 25th
Taurus Apr 20-May 20
Solo: You should be feeling good this month- Venus, your ruling planet, enters your 10th House on the 8th, which doubles your powers of attraction. Whether or not you’re actively trying to impress anybody right now, chances are you will be, in more ways than you even realize, and more people too. If you are trying to impress somebody, Ceres in your 5th House of pleasure has you feeling extremely tender towards them, trying to win their heart by taking care of them, which is fine- as long as you can be sure that they’re a) seeing your true intentions behind the attention and b) not just in it for the attention. The point is to be attracted to you, not just what they think you can do for them! Fortunately, Saturn is there too, and will help you from being too taken in by any of that sort of bad behavior. Saturn will be going retrograde, also in your 5th House, on New Year’s Eve, giving you a chance to reevaluate and reconsider some of the criteria you’ve set down for what you want in a lover. So as you’re making your New Year’s resolutions, review the past year and make note of who worked for you, who didn’t, and why and modify accordingly.
Duo+: Chances are you’ll be able to open up a good conversation this month about something that you’ve always wanted to try but were too afraid to ask, and the odds of actually doing it are pretty good. But Taurus is the most fixed and the most stubborn of all the signs, and you would never just rush into something without knowing what it was really all about. By all means have the conversation and bring your hidden desire out in the open so that you both know it’s there. Now your task is to research it and learn about it. If the thing you want to try out is something that your partner is amenable to as well, both of you should go on an independent quest to find out as much as you can about it. But don’t just stop at a basic level- if you read a book, scan that book’s bibliography and find another book, and another, and do the same thing after you’ve read those. Don’t just look for how-to guides- try fiction dealing with the same subject as well, and look for historical references too. The more you learn, the more you can determine the source of the appeal, and find more creative ways to integrate it into what you already do. When you’re done, pool your research. I’m pretty sure you’ll have a lot to talk about. Hot Spots: 1st, 10th, 18th, 27th
Gemini May 21-Jun 20
Solo: You’re feeling a little sensitive this month, and despite your efforts to keep yourself safeguarded, you might feel like there’s an onslaught of unexpected attacks coming at you from all directions. Don’t let it get you down too bad- Gemini is one of the most anxious of all the signs, and if you were to let every little thing affect you, you’d never leave the house- or the sanitized climate-controlled pod, like Julianne Moore in Safe. Believe it or not, there is a way to modulate your sensitivity so that it’s actually kind of sweet and fetching, and not conspiracy-theorist paranoid. (Although I know for a fact there are some people who find conspiracy-theorist paranoid attractive, I can assure you that they’re not anyone you’d really want to be with. Trust me.) If you set yourself a little barometer of what you will tolerate, with “this is actually kind of funny” because the lowest marker and “has crossed a serious line” as the highest marker, you’ll be less high-strung and able to put what you perceive as insults in perspective with the situation. You never know- maybe the person talking to you isn’t a native English speaker, and in their country what they said is considered a compliment. (It could happen, especially with Venus going into your 9th House.) Context is everything, Gemini- stay a while and check out the context.
Duo+: Your 8th House is super-full for the better part of the month, which makes everything seem a little bit darker, a little bit edgier, and a little bit esoteric, if I may use that word. While Gemini’s are not known for being the most spiritual beings in the world (you’ve never met a life path you couldn’t make fun of), a foray into the world beyond ours might actually do more good than harm, as it will calm you down a bit and curtail your short-sightedness, connecting you to something beyond what’s right in front of you. Mercury, Gemini’s winged-footed ruler, was in Greek and Roman mythology the only god who had the power to cross worlds- he could travel to earth, Olympus the Heavens, and to the Underworld and remain totally unscathed. No other god could do that. Similarly, the Gemini, as tongue-in-cheek as you can be, can gain a lot from integrating their sex life with some meditative techniques. There are entire libraries of books written on the subject of spiritual sex, which I urge you to investigate. They could offer some fascinating insights on how to clear your mind and become more self-aware- and all while spending time with your partner and without having to pull an extra hour out of your crazy day to sit down and meditate. Talk about effective multi-tasking.
Hot Spots: 3rd, 8th, 11th, 20th, 25th
Cancer Jun 21-Jul 22
Solo: Venus is really on your side this month- she begins in your 7th House of relationships with Jupiter, which promises tons of potential for a very special someone (or more than one very special someone) to come your way. But don’t be impatient if it doesn’t happen right away- Venus goes into your 8th House on the 8th, joining Neptune there, which adds a darker slant to her normally light and happy cast. It’s all still good, though, as it gives your own mojo a shade of edgy intensity that your sweet and loving nature doesn’t always reveal- and reciprocally, Venus and Neptune can lighten up and make approachable the dark matter that normally scares us. For the best illustration of that dynamic, think of a sexy vampire- despite knowing full well that she could drain you of all your blood, you still want to get close. This will serve you well in attracting someone who can appreciate the full scope of your complex and interesting sexuality. So sharpen your teeth.
Duo+: Pluto, Lord of Underworlds both public and private sector, has just come into your 7th House of Relationships, which isn’t necessarily as bad of a thing as it sounds. In astrology, as in most occult sciences, anything having to do with death is really just a metaphor for a cycle of transformation- more of a symbolic death of the old way you used to be and growth into a new, more enlightened way. That’s exactly what you can look forward to in your relationship for the next little while, which could be just the thing you need, as Cancers tend to get a little too comfortable in the situations they’re in and resist change, even if they’re bad. The major changes won’t materialize right away, but this month you will see a lot of little adjustments being made. As Mercury enters your 7th House and stays there for the entire month, you’ll find that your communication is key. If you’re able to be open and straightforward with each other instead of talking in circles or speaking in euphemisms, you’re sure to cut a lot faster to the good parts. And as the Sun and Mars enter the 7th House in the same week towards the end of the month, you’ll find yourself feeling unusually passionate towards each other. Maybe it’s all that mistletoe everywhere or something. Either way, it’s an optimistic new start to the year ahead, so embrace the changes and see where they take you.
Hot Spots: 1st, 5th, 14th, 22nd, 28th
Leo Jul 23-Aug 22
Solo: Anyone who is lucky enough to team up with you this month is going to think they died and went to Ho Heaven. Your 5th House of sex is charged up for most of the month with the Sun, Mercury and Mars- all of which are quite virile energies. You might even surprise yourself by how much energy you actually have, and you should save it up for someone who can match it. And interestingly enough, Venus and Neptune will be in your 7th House of relationships, which is the equivalent of hanging up gauzy pink and red curtains and Christmas lights and putting red light bulbs in all the lamps- and are more feminine energies. You see what an interesting balance this strikes? You’ll be a perfect balance of lust and sensitivity, as if you came to life off the cover of a harlequin romance novel- but without the Fabio hair. So… can I have your number?
Duo+: Venus and Neptune in your 7th House of relationships are more than just the most romantic set-up you can possibly imagine- they’re also one of the most energy-efficient ways to lower your heating bill this month. With the added bonus of Uranus in your 8th House, inciting you to mix up your usual routine, there won’t really be anywhere else you’d rather be than cozied up with each other. This is really fortunate if you are both on vacation, or if you both happen to be trust fund babies- but if you’re not, it could be really hard to drag yourself up to get to your jobs and do your shopping and all that other stuff that your help will do for you when you can afford it. As appealing as it sounds, you really don’t want to spend ALL your time in bed- I mean, if you do, what do you have to look forward to at the end of a long day? Besides, your other commitments need you too. Take care of everything on your plate in a timely manner so that by the time your holiday break comes along, it’ll have that delicious feeling of finally tearing into a gift that you’ve been waiting to open for weeks. Hot Spots: 3rd, 8th, 16th, 25th, 30th
Solo: With Venus entering your 11th House of friends on the 8th, and joining Neptune there, this month you could see the induction into your crowd of somebody who’s actually pretty easy on the eyes. Not that the friends you have now aren’t attractive, per se, but they’re all just… you know. You’re used to them. You’ve seen them being so disgusting that in your eyes they’ll never come back around to potentially dateable. Before you call dibs on this new person and start pursuing them with the strength of a thousand lemmings running towards the cliff, make sure you get to know them a little bit and determine for certain that they’re really available to you. It is very embarrassing to build up a friendly but superficial rapport with someone for a long time and then finally make your move, only to have them awkwardly and ambiguously tell you that it really isn’t a good idea, only for you to keep pushing back, and then months later find out that they don’t actually like your gender. That shouldn’t happen to you. But by all means, don’t alienate yourself from them- you never know who they know, and even if they don’t think you’re their cup of tea, they might know someone else who’s just perfect.
Duo+: Pluto has just joined Jupiter in your 10th House of the public eye, and you might notice a significant shift in the levels of interest in your status. Whatever dynamics you’re experiencing between you two, you should be aware that if you’re trying to keep it a secret, it’s not working. People are just like Santa Claus this month- they see you when you’re sleeping. They know when you’re awake. They can tell if you’re getting more serious. They can tell if you’ve been fighting. You’re subconsciously wearing a lot of your passions and emotions on your sleeve this month, which can open you up to a lot of outside meddling and input from people that you don’t really want to hear. Be mindful of what you’re doing and saying outside the privacy of your own space, and take a keener interest than you normally have in how to keep yourself well protected from unfounded attacks. If someone does say something to you that’s out of line, and tries to defend themselves with, “Well, I mean, it’s totally obvious,” simply tell them that while they might be right, it’s your and your partner’s prerogative and yours alone to take care of it, and that they have their own problems to deal with. Then, if there’s something to take care of, go to it. If not, feel free to show the world as much as you see fit.Hot Spots: 8th, 16th, 20th, 25th
Taurus Apr 20-May 20
Solo: You should be feeling good this month- Venus, your ruling planet, enters your 10th House on the 8th, which doubles your powers of attraction. Whether or not you’re actively trying to impress anybody right now, chances are you will be, in more ways than you even realize, and more people too. If you are trying to impress somebody, Ceres in your 5th House of pleasure has you feeling extremely tender towards them, trying to win their heart by taking care of them, which is fine- as long as you can be sure that they’re a) seeing your true intentions behind the attention and b) not just in it for the attention. The point is to be attracted to you, not just what they think you can do for them! Fortunately, Saturn is there too, and will help you from being too taken in by any of that sort of bad behavior. Saturn will be going retrograde, also in your 5th House, on New Year’s Eve, giving you a chance to reevaluate and reconsider some of the criteria you’ve set down for what you want in a lover. So as you’re making your New Year’s resolutions, review the past year and make note of who worked for you, who didn’t, and why and modify accordingly.
Duo+: Chances are you’ll be able to open up a good conversation this month about something that you’ve always wanted to try but were too afraid to ask, and the odds of actually doing it are pretty good. But Taurus is the most fixed and the most stubborn of all the signs, and you would never just rush into something without knowing what it was really all about. By all means have the conversation and bring your hidden desire out in the open so that you both know it’s there. Now your task is to research it and learn about it. If the thing you want to try out is something that your partner is amenable to as well, both of you should go on an independent quest to find out as much as you can about it. But don’t just stop at a basic level- if you read a book, scan that book’s bibliography and find another book, and another, and do the same thing after you’ve read those. Don’t just look for how-to guides- try fiction dealing with the same subject as well, and look for historical references too. The more you learn, the more you can determine the source of the appeal, and find more creative ways to integrate it into what you already do. When you’re done, pool your research. I’m pretty sure you’ll have a lot to talk about. Hot Spots: 1st, 10th, 18th, 27th
Gemini May 21-Jun 20
Solo: You’re feeling a little sensitive this month, and despite your efforts to keep yourself safeguarded, you might feel like there’s an onslaught of unexpected attacks coming at you from all directions. Don’t let it get you down too bad- Gemini is one of the most anxious of all the signs, and if you were to let every little thing affect you, you’d never leave the house- or the sanitized climate-controlled pod, like Julianne Moore in Safe. Believe it or not, there is a way to modulate your sensitivity so that it’s actually kind of sweet and fetching, and not conspiracy-theorist paranoid. (Although I know for a fact there are some people who find conspiracy-theorist paranoid attractive, I can assure you that they’re not anyone you’d really want to be with. Trust me.) If you set yourself a little barometer of what you will tolerate, with “this is actually kind of funny” because the lowest marker and “has crossed a serious line” as the highest marker, you’ll be less high-strung and able to put what you perceive as insults in perspective with the situation. You never know- maybe the person talking to you isn’t a native English speaker, and in their country what they said is considered a compliment. (It could happen, especially with Venus going into your 9th House.) Context is everything, Gemini- stay a while and check out the context.
Duo+: Your 8th House is super-full for the better part of the month, which makes everything seem a little bit darker, a little bit edgier, and a little bit esoteric, if I may use that word. While Gemini’s are not known for being the most spiritual beings in the world (you’ve never met a life path you couldn’t make fun of), a foray into the world beyond ours might actually do more good than harm, as it will calm you down a bit and curtail your short-sightedness, connecting you to something beyond what’s right in front of you. Mercury, Gemini’s winged-footed ruler, was in Greek and Roman mythology the only god who had the power to cross worlds- he could travel to earth, Olympus the Heavens, and to the Underworld and remain totally unscathed. No other god could do that. Similarly, the Gemini, as tongue-in-cheek as you can be, can gain a lot from integrating their sex life with some meditative techniques. There are entire libraries of books written on the subject of spiritual sex, which I urge you to investigate. They could offer some fascinating insights on how to clear your mind and become more self-aware- and all while spending time with your partner and without having to pull an extra hour out of your crazy day to sit down and meditate. Talk about effective multi-tasking.
Hot Spots: 3rd, 8th, 11th, 20th, 25th
Cancer Jun 21-Jul 22
Solo: Venus is really on your side this month- she begins in your 7th House of relationships with Jupiter, which promises tons of potential for a very special someone (or more than one very special someone) to come your way. But don’t be impatient if it doesn’t happen right away- Venus goes into your 8th House on the 8th, joining Neptune there, which adds a darker slant to her normally light and happy cast. It’s all still good, though, as it gives your own mojo a shade of edgy intensity that your sweet and loving nature doesn’t always reveal- and reciprocally, Venus and Neptune can lighten up and make approachable the dark matter that normally scares us. For the best illustration of that dynamic, think of a sexy vampire- despite knowing full well that she could drain you of all your blood, you still want to get close. This will serve you well in attracting someone who can appreciate the full scope of your complex and interesting sexuality. So sharpen your teeth.
Duo+: Pluto, Lord of Underworlds both public and private sector, has just come into your 7th House of Relationships, which isn’t necessarily as bad of a thing as it sounds. In astrology, as in most occult sciences, anything having to do with death is really just a metaphor for a cycle of transformation- more of a symbolic death of the old way you used to be and growth into a new, more enlightened way. That’s exactly what you can look forward to in your relationship for the next little while, which could be just the thing you need, as Cancers tend to get a little too comfortable in the situations they’re in and resist change, even if they’re bad. The major changes won’t materialize right away, but this month you will see a lot of little adjustments being made. As Mercury enters your 7th House and stays there for the entire month, you’ll find that your communication is key. If you’re able to be open and straightforward with each other instead of talking in circles or speaking in euphemisms, you’re sure to cut a lot faster to the good parts. And as the Sun and Mars enter the 7th House in the same week towards the end of the month, you’ll find yourself feeling unusually passionate towards each other. Maybe it’s all that mistletoe everywhere or something. Either way, it’s an optimistic new start to the year ahead, so embrace the changes and see where they take you.
Hot Spots: 1st, 5th, 14th, 22nd, 28th
Leo Jul 23-Aug 22
Solo: Anyone who is lucky enough to team up with you this month is going to think they died and went to Ho Heaven. Your 5th House of sex is charged up for most of the month with the Sun, Mercury and Mars- all of which are quite virile energies. You might even surprise yourself by how much energy you actually have, and you should save it up for someone who can match it. And interestingly enough, Venus and Neptune will be in your 7th House of relationships, which is the equivalent of hanging up gauzy pink and red curtains and Christmas lights and putting red light bulbs in all the lamps- and are more feminine energies. You see what an interesting balance this strikes? You’ll be a perfect balance of lust and sensitivity, as if you came to life off the cover of a harlequin romance novel- but without the Fabio hair. So… can I have your number?
Duo+: Venus and Neptune in your 7th House of relationships are more than just the most romantic set-up you can possibly imagine- they’re also one of the most energy-efficient ways to lower your heating bill this month. With the added bonus of Uranus in your 8th House, inciting you to mix up your usual routine, there won’t really be anywhere else you’d rather be than cozied up with each other. This is really fortunate if you are both on vacation, or if you both happen to be trust fund babies- but if you’re not, it could be really hard to drag yourself up to get to your jobs and do your shopping and all that other stuff that your help will do for you when you can afford it. As appealing as it sounds, you really don’t want to spend ALL your time in bed- I mean, if you do, what do you have to look forward to at the end of a long day? Besides, your other commitments need you too. Take care of everything on your plate in a timely manner so that by the time your holiday break comes along, it’ll have that delicious feeling of finally tearing into a gift that you’ve been waiting to open for weeks. Hot Spots: 3rd, 8th, 16th, 25th, 30th
Virgo Aug 23-Sep 22
Solo: You’re going to have a fun month, if not an exhausting one- your 5th House of sex is completely full up, so full up that while I was drawing the chart I actually had to draw planets outside the chart wheel. As more and more planets advance into your 5th House, you might find yourself presented with several exciting options, all of whom are very different. It’s a good exercise for you to be involved but not too serious with more than one person, because it’ll help to dismantle your unflinching sense of standards. Think about it- how can you hold three delightfully different people, each with their own separate identities, to the same rigid criteria? Each of them has something to offer you that the others can’t, something you can appreciate more about them because it’s unique. As long as you maintain a good safe distance so as not to get too enmeshed right away, this type of arrangement could really bring you out- so go for it.
Duo+: With Uranus in your 7th House of relationships, something wild and crazy has been literally around every corner. You pose a hypothetical new situation and suddenly minutes later you’re doing it. You find yourself doing insane things like having quickies in bar bathrooms, in taxicabs, but all very quietly and well-disguised to look like some other situation, like some kind of sex spy. You never thought you would feel this way, but suddenly you’re totally comfortable not wearing any underwear, outside, in public. While it’s not typical Virgo behavior, by any stretch of the imagination, it’s excellent to see yourself feeling less inhibited and bound to social conventions of how you should be expressing yourself sexually. The upside is that Virgo is always aware and conscientious, so as crazy as you may get, you’ll never do anything that will result in anybody getting hurt- yourself included. So in that case, keep doing what you’re doing- but don’t do anything in St. Patrick’s Cathedral. I hear they don’t have a very good sense of humor about that.
Hot Spots: 5th, 10th, 18th, 22nd, 27th
Libra Sep 23-Oct 22
Solo: You may not realize it right away, or quite so strongly, but you’re in a phase of extraordinary change. Although you’re not quite at the end, I’m going to give you a spoiler- the end of the journey has something to do with realizing that having a partner will not seal your happiness. So much of your essential energy is devoted to finding your ultimate soul mate that you neglect to listen to yourself- that is, your core self, your higher mind that really does know what is best for you, even if your lower mind doesn’t always agree. I’m not saying that a “one true love” isn’t a noble thing to desire, nor am I saying that you SHOULDN’T have a partner if you want one. I’m just trying to suggest that it doesn’t quite have the psycho spiritual weight that it does in your imagination, and that when you do meet that person, you shouldn’t be disappointed if it doesn’t have all the incidental choirs of angels and flowers blowing in the wind effects. Plus, you’ll be hurt a lot less frequently if you don’t treat every new person like “the one.” So remember that as you’re looking this month- and trust yourself to do the right thing, whatever happens.
Duo+: This month could be a great opportunity to make your relationship more of exactly that- with the emphasis on relation, as in the act of relating to one another. The Sun, Mars, and Mercury are in your 3rd House of communication at the beginning of the month, which will afford you time to really have it out- maybe even argue a little. Okay, wait a minute- here’s a paper bag to breathe into. You okay? Want some water or something? No? Good. Newsflash, gentle-spirited Libra- arguing is not always bad. Sometimes it just has to be done, and in fact, a lot of relationship experts say that it’s more healthy to argue from time to time than not. When you resolve an argument, like really, successfully solve an argument, you’ve both grown as individuals because you compromised a little and each modified your actions to accommodate your partner. That’s how relationships move forward. So don’t be alarmed by an argument- as long as you keep your cool and express yourself like a grown-up, only good can come of it. Plus, there is this thing that can happen after an argument called make-up sex- and no, it doesn’t have to do with putting on bronzer. But it can, if you want.
Hot Spots: 3rd, 8th, 12th, 20th, 30th
Scorpio Oct 23-Nov 21
Solo: You’re already known as kind of the wild one in your crowd, and as such, you may sometimes get the feeling that your friends are keeping an eye on you, or at least talking about you when you’re not around. It’s not just Scorpio paranoia- it’s true, they really are. They’re not saying anything really malicious, but it can’t be denied- they don’t get you, and it’s intimidating, so they try to play it off with gentle razzing. They look at all the fun you’re having and they’re jealous it’s not happening to them, so they say backhanded things like, “Oh that could only happen to [Insert Your Name Here].” And of course, they only do this when you’re not around, because they know that if they were to gently razz you to your face, even if they thought you knew they were kidding, they’d wake up with a horse head next to them on the pillow. Although you might feel a little sensitive to their critique (they are your friends, after all), you shouldn’t have to modify what feels natural to you so that someone else can feel better about themselves. Unless one of those friends is one of your sexual partners, it shouldn’t be their business, whatsoever. To stop them from using you as ignition for brunch, don’t go telling them everything you do. If you try that but you’re still hurting for someone to guess what kind of fruit you actually put in your vagina two days ago, get your ass to one of the many websites that exist solely for the purpose of anonymously confessing scandalous things. You might be a sick freak, but you don’t deserve to be judged.
Duo+: Pluto has just entered your 3rd House of communication, bringing all the deeper issues you try to keep buried way far down right up to the surface, so for the next few months you might see your relationship turn into a Strindberg play right before your very eyes. You’re no stranger to extreme depth of feeling, but it’s not often that you reveal everything churning around in your gut, especially not to your partner. It’s more out of love than out of cunning, simply because you don’t want to hurt them with your intensity- especially if they’re a Libra or a Pisces. This month, though, give them a little credit- you kind of have no choice. The comedian Jim Gaffigan has a joke about how there is no dignified way to buy toilet paper, because everybody knows exactly what you’re going to do with it, and there’s no more apt way to describe your situation. The further along your relationship gets, you’re going to have to deal with most of this dark matter anyway, so you might as well open up the conversation now while the stars are making it available to you. And like I said, give your partner a little credit- they may surprise you with their receptivity.
Hot Spots: 5th, 10th, 14th, 22nd
Sagittarius Nov 22-Dec 21
Solo: The Sun, Mars, and Mercury start the month out in your 1st House of self, which only lights a stronger fire under your ass. Throughout the month they’ll all be making a square to Uranus in your 4th House, challenging your instincts and urging you to make a change. Sagittarius is always trying to elevate and improve themselves, but they also tend to have short-term memory, forgetting the next level of consciousness they gained as soon as it’s achieved, almost like what happens in reincarnation except all in one life. Your sex life is certainly no exception to this rule, as you’re one of those people who makes declarations of undying love to your interests, and then just as you’ve snagged them, decide that maybe you shouldn’t be so exclusive because you’re not on the same vibration. Jimi Hendrix was apparently the same way, and lo and behold- he was a fellow Sagittarius. (I have especially keen knowledge of this phenomenon because I’ve been victim to it many times by various Sagittarians. Yet I keep coming back. What can I say- you mofos are like kryptonite.) This has worked for a long time, and it’s definitely helped you to maintain your independent spirit. But do you really want to do that at the expense of someone else? This month, you might learn that the hard way, when someone really tugs at that heart of yours long after you thought you were done. If you think you’ve learned your lesson, the only way to see a change is to let it stick.
Duo+: Venus and Neptune are in your 3rd House of communication this month, which turn every word that comes out of your mouth into pure silken poetry. You’re not usually this romantic, but you might want to run with it, because with your mystical mind, an effort at romance could produce something mind-blowingly gorgeous. Take a stab at writing your partner some poetry and see what you can come up with. If you don’t believe me, re-read the work of Rumi or Khalil Gibran, or the Song of Songs in the Bible. It is possible for the spiritual and the erotic to merge in a way that’s neither blasphemous nor irreverent, but really quite beautiful. You might surprise yourself with how fluently you can express the more romantic side of you when it’s part and parcel of reaching higher consciousness. For their part, your partner will be in awe of you- no doubt they’ve never read something that beautiful about them, for them, and they might even be inspired to duly reciprocate.
Hot Spots: 8th, 12th, 16th, 25th
Capricorn Dec 22-Jan 19
Solo: Pluto has just entered your 1st House of self, and it’s going to stay there for a long, long time. Get ready for some major upheavals in who you thought you are and who you’re about to become. Many, many planetary transits this month are taking place in your 1st House as well, which will immediately start to give you some clues as to what might be changing. As the month progresses, you’ll notice that your expression of your desires will be a lot clearer and more direct- even your expression of the more unconventional desires you have. While it isn’t uncommon for a Capricorn to have some interests that aren’t particularly what you’d expect of them, it’s less common to hear them speak these interests aloud, as they’re very good at making you believe that they have traditionally upstanding values. But if you really believe that is what you want, there is no reason why you shouldn’t say so. The transits through your 1st House will all make easy trines to Saturn, your ruling planet, which gives substance and backing to your need to speak your mind. It’s about time that you shake loose of what others want to see and start showing who you want them to see. So stick that onto your already mammoth list of New Year’s resolutions.
Duo+: To say that any zodiac sign is materialistic always seems to bring bad connotations, but I don’t think that it is necessarily as much of a bad word when talking about a Capricorn. For example, a Taurus is materialistic in the sense that they value really good quality items. A Libra is materialistic in that they love things that are pretty and shiny. A Capricorn, however, is materialistic in the sense that they appreciate the things they have because they’ve EARNED them. One of the hardest-working and most ambitious signs, having certain things is only a by-product of the satisfaction Capricorn feels when they’ve achieved a goal. It’s safe to say that you’ve probably been busting your ass all year and going above and beyond in your work, which may or may not have affected your sex life. With the holidays coming up and all, you’ve got a perfect opportunity to buy your partner a really fantastic gift, to show them that you acknowledge how patient they’ve been with your workaholism. Venus and Neptune will be in your 2nd House of money, material items and values; which turns a lot of your focus for gift-buying towards the beautiful above all else. This could include really delicate lingerie you’d love to see your partner wear, or a really nice musky-scented cologne, or something else simply gorgeous that I’m not thinking of. (Admittedly, I’m the worst at gift ideas, so aside from what I gave you, you’re on your own.) And like you, your partner will certainly appreciate the gift because they too understand and admire how hard you work to do nice things for the two of you. Who knows- maybe they’ve gotten you some fantastic gift as well that you can enjoy together.
Hot Spots: 1st, 10th, 13th, 18th, 27th
Aquarius Jan 20-Feb 18
Solo: As Venus enters your 1st House of self, you might feel the sudden urge to pretty yourself up a little. Get a Libra friend to help you- they’re really good with things like matching color to skin tone and tasteful make-up. (Ask a Leo friend for help with your hair- but if you want to look like a ho, let them do your make-up too.) Your mood at the beginning of the month is pretty festive, with a full 11th House of friends. No doubt you’ll have a lot of holiday parties to attend, where you’re bound to have a great time- maybe greater than you thought you could. Enjoy yourself with anyone new and stimulating that you meet this month, but be sure to keep your head about you and maintain your usual level of detachment, no matter how much you like them. It is a holiday, and people are going on vacations, so you might be separated from them for a little while. The last thing they need is somebody getting clingy over a pretty iconic American tradition- but then again, who are you to ever care about a pretty iconic American tradition? Even if Christmas day does find you eating Chinese food and going to see the new Star Trek movie, you’ve still got to have respect for other peoples’ boundaries. Most likely they’re thinking of you too, and if you back off just a little, you may find yourself being the one pursued. Just the way it should be.
Duo+: With Saturn and Ceres in your 8th House and a massively full-up 12th House, you could find yourself having an attack of the holiday blues. In a way this is no different than every year, since you decry convention and all this hoopla over something you see as devoid of religious sanctity and bastardized for capitalist gain. Yeah, okay- no offense, but your partner is probably agreeing with you simply because they’ve heard it so many times. I think that most Aquarians use political diatribes as a means of circumventing talking about how they really feel, which is fine if you’re preaching to the choir on your online debate forums or at your Young Communist Brigade meeting, but can actually be a little alienating in your romantic relationships. Even if your partner really does agree, they’re likely to get worn down after a little while. What they’d really be more interested in hearing isn’t just what’s on your mind but what’s in your heart. You’ll ease a lot of your tension by just letting it all out, and if there’s anything your partner can do to help make it easier, you know they will. So don’t be afraid of opening yourself to them- there’s very you can say that’ll scare them that bad.
Hot Spots: 3rd, 8th, 12th, 15th, 30th
Pisces Feb 19-Mar 20
Solo: You’ve been doing well in terms of curing your shyness over the past few months, Pisces, so well that you may have already earned yourself a reputation as a loose cannon. But that’s nothing to be embarrassed about, as you would never say anything that could really hurt anybody’s feelings. Besides, there’s something kind of cute about sweet little you using words you’d only hear in Quentin Tarantino movies, sort of like when a little kid says those words- you want to get mad, but you can’t because it was just so funny. In any event, your newfound badass reputation is sure to get you plenty of attention at all your upcoming social obligations. I bet some people who never expected you to be so fresh are probably secretly turned on- and who knows, they just might tell you so. But even so, don’t overdo it- that means no heavy drinking so that you completely lose control of what you’re saying and really end up alienating people, or doing anything too crazy that can really only be perceived as crazy, like taking off your underwear at the office holiday party. You can’t hold your liquor anyway. With just the right amount of freshness, you’ll get exactly what you need- don’t worry about a thing.
Duo+: As Venus joins Neptune in your 12th House, which is your natural house of solitude and the subconscious; this could be a psychic jab to pay more attention to some of the undercurrents in your relationship. You’re already pretty psychic, so no doubt you’ve been following these undercurrents the entire time. But have you been heeding them? As sensitive and flighty as the Pisces may seem, deep down, they are armed with an internal guide that really does know what’s good for them, and will alert them with a powerful intuition. It’s one of your most crucial tasks to learn how to keenly listen to this intuition and do what it says, even if it’s not exactly what you want. If you’re getting any of these flashes where your relationship is concerned, don’t just put them to the side- flesh them the fuck out. If you don’t think it’s anything you can or need to talk to your partner about right away, write about them in your journal, and keep track of how your feelings evolve day to day. It might also help you to pay attention to your dreams, and write those down too, for review in the morning. Dreams are often an excellent way to read into what your internal guide is telling you to do, especially since some schools of thought say that every person in your dream is really just another aspect of yourself. So listen, and pay close attention- even if you think you don’t know what to do, you’ve got the answer. You just have to see it.
Hot Spots: 5th, 14th, 18th, 22nd
Solo: You’re going to have a fun month, if not an exhausting one- your 5th House of sex is completely full up, so full up that while I was drawing the chart I actually had to draw planets outside the chart wheel. As more and more planets advance into your 5th House, you might find yourself presented with several exciting options, all of whom are very different. It’s a good exercise for you to be involved but not too serious with more than one person, because it’ll help to dismantle your unflinching sense of standards. Think about it- how can you hold three delightfully different people, each with their own separate identities, to the same rigid criteria? Each of them has something to offer you that the others can’t, something you can appreciate more about them because it’s unique. As long as you maintain a good safe distance so as not to get too enmeshed right away, this type of arrangement could really bring you out- so go for it.
Duo+: With Uranus in your 7th House of relationships, something wild and crazy has been literally around every corner. You pose a hypothetical new situation and suddenly minutes later you’re doing it. You find yourself doing insane things like having quickies in bar bathrooms, in taxicabs, but all very quietly and well-disguised to look like some other situation, like some kind of sex spy. You never thought you would feel this way, but suddenly you’re totally comfortable not wearing any underwear, outside, in public. While it’s not typical Virgo behavior, by any stretch of the imagination, it’s excellent to see yourself feeling less inhibited and bound to social conventions of how you should be expressing yourself sexually. The upside is that Virgo is always aware and conscientious, so as crazy as you may get, you’ll never do anything that will result in anybody getting hurt- yourself included. So in that case, keep doing what you’re doing- but don’t do anything in St. Patrick’s Cathedral. I hear they don’t have a very good sense of humor about that.
Hot Spots: 5th, 10th, 18th, 22nd, 27th
Libra Sep 23-Oct 22
Solo: You may not realize it right away, or quite so strongly, but you’re in a phase of extraordinary change. Although you’re not quite at the end, I’m going to give you a spoiler- the end of the journey has something to do with realizing that having a partner will not seal your happiness. So much of your essential energy is devoted to finding your ultimate soul mate that you neglect to listen to yourself- that is, your core self, your higher mind that really does know what is best for you, even if your lower mind doesn’t always agree. I’m not saying that a “one true love” isn’t a noble thing to desire, nor am I saying that you SHOULDN’T have a partner if you want one. I’m just trying to suggest that it doesn’t quite have the psycho spiritual weight that it does in your imagination, and that when you do meet that person, you shouldn’t be disappointed if it doesn’t have all the incidental choirs of angels and flowers blowing in the wind effects. Plus, you’ll be hurt a lot less frequently if you don’t treat every new person like “the one.” So remember that as you’re looking this month- and trust yourself to do the right thing, whatever happens.
Duo+: This month could be a great opportunity to make your relationship more of exactly that- with the emphasis on relation, as in the act of relating to one another. The Sun, Mars, and Mercury are in your 3rd House of communication at the beginning of the month, which will afford you time to really have it out- maybe even argue a little. Okay, wait a minute- here’s a paper bag to breathe into. You okay? Want some water or something? No? Good. Newsflash, gentle-spirited Libra- arguing is not always bad. Sometimes it just has to be done, and in fact, a lot of relationship experts say that it’s more healthy to argue from time to time than not. When you resolve an argument, like really, successfully solve an argument, you’ve both grown as individuals because you compromised a little and each modified your actions to accommodate your partner. That’s how relationships move forward. So don’t be alarmed by an argument- as long as you keep your cool and express yourself like a grown-up, only good can come of it. Plus, there is this thing that can happen after an argument called make-up sex- and no, it doesn’t have to do with putting on bronzer. But it can, if you want.
Hot Spots: 3rd, 8th, 12th, 20th, 30th
Scorpio Oct 23-Nov 21
Solo: You’re already known as kind of the wild one in your crowd, and as such, you may sometimes get the feeling that your friends are keeping an eye on you, or at least talking about you when you’re not around. It’s not just Scorpio paranoia- it’s true, they really are. They’re not saying anything really malicious, but it can’t be denied- they don’t get you, and it’s intimidating, so they try to play it off with gentle razzing. They look at all the fun you’re having and they’re jealous it’s not happening to them, so they say backhanded things like, “Oh that could only happen to [Insert Your Name Here].” And of course, they only do this when you’re not around, because they know that if they were to gently razz you to your face, even if they thought you knew they were kidding, they’d wake up with a horse head next to them on the pillow. Although you might feel a little sensitive to their critique (they are your friends, after all), you shouldn’t have to modify what feels natural to you so that someone else can feel better about themselves. Unless one of those friends is one of your sexual partners, it shouldn’t be their business, whatsoever. To stop them from using you as ignition for brunch, don’t go telling them everything you do. If you try that but you’re still hurting for someone to guess what kind of fruit you actually put in your vagina two days ago, get your ass to one of the many websites that exist solely for the purpose of anonymously confessing scandalous things. You might be a sick freak, but you don’t deserve to be judged.
Duo+: Pluto has just entered your 3rd House of communication, bringing all the deeper issues you try to keep buried way far down right up to the surface, so for the next few months you might see your relationship turn into a Strindberg play right before your very eyes. You’re no stranger to extreme depth of feeling, but it’s not often that you reveal everything churning around in your gut, especially not to your partner. It’s more out of love than out of cunning, simply because you don’t want to hurt them with your intensity- especially if they’re a Libra or a Pisces. This month, though, give them a little credit- you kind of have no choice. The comedian Jim Gaffigan has a joke about how there is no dignified way to buy toilet paper, because everybody knows exactly what you’re going to do with it, and there’s no more apt way to describe your situation. The further along your relationship gets, you’re going to have to deal with most of this dark matter anyway, so you might as well open up the conversation now while the stars are making it available to you. And like I said, give your partner a little credit- they may surprise you with their receptivity.
Hot Spots: 5th, 10th, 14th, 22nd
Sagittarius Nov 22-Dec 21
Solo: The Sun, Mars, and Mercury start the month out in your 1st House of self, which only lights a stronger fire under your ass. Throughout the month they’ll all be making a square to Uranus in your 4th House, challenging your instincts and urging you to make a change. Sagittarius is always trying to elevate and improve themselves, but they also tend to have short-term memory, forgetting the next level of consciousness they gained as soon as it’s achieved, almost like what happens in reincarnation except all in one life. Your sex life is certainly no exception to this rule, as you’re one of those people who makes declarations of undying love to your interests, and then just as you’ve snagged them, decide that maybe you shouldn’t be so exclusive because you’re not on the same vibration. Jimi Hendrix was apparently the same way, and lo and behold- he was a fellow Sagittarius. (I have especially keen knowledge of this phenomenon because I’ve been victim to it many times by various Sagittarians. Yet I keep coming back. What can I say- you mofos are like kryptonite.) This has worked for a long time, and it’s definitely helped you to maintain your independent spirit. But do you really want to do that at the expense of someone else? This month, you might learn that the hard way, when someone really tugs at that heart of yours long after you thought you were done. If you think you’ve learned your lesson, the only way to see a change is to let it stick.
Duo+: Venus and Neptune are in your 3rd House of communication this month, which turn every word that comes out of your mouth into pure silken poetry. You’re not usually this romantic, but you might want to run with it, because with your mystical mind, an effort at romance could produce something mind-blowingly gorgeous. Take a stab at writing your partner some poetry and see what you can come up with. If you don’t believe me, re-read the work of Rumi or Khalil Gibran, or the Song of Songs in the Bible. It is possible for the spiritual and the erotic to merge in a way that’s neither blasphemous nor irreverent, but really quite beautiful. You might surprise yourself with how fluently you can express the more romantic side of you when it’s part and parcel of reaching higher consciousness. For their part, your partner will be in awe of you- no doubt they’ve never read something that beautiful about them, for them, and they might even be inspired to duly reciprocate.
Hot Spots: 8th, 12th, 16th, 25th
Capricorn Dec 22-Jan 19
Solo: Pluto has just entered your 1st House of self, and it’s going to stay there for a long, long time. Get ready for some major upheavals in who you thought you are and who you’re about to become. Many, many planetary transits this month are taking place in your 1st House as well, which will immediately start to give you some clues as to what might be changing. As the month progresses, you’ll notice that your expression of your desires will be a lot clearer and more direct- even your expression of the more unconventional desires you have. While it isn’t uncommon for a Capricorn to have some interests that aren’t particularly what you’d expect of them, it’s less common to hear them speak these interests aloud, as they’re very good at making you believe that they have traditionally upstanding values. But if you really believe that is what you want, there is no reason why you shouldn’t say so. The transits through your 1st House will all make easy trines to Saturn, your ruling planet, which gives substance and backing to your need to speak your mind. It’s about time that you shake loose of what others want to see and start showing who you want them to see. So stick that onto your already mammoth list of New Year’s resolutions.
Duo+: To say that any zodiac sign is materialistic always seems to bring bad connotations, but I don’t think that it is necessarily as much of a bad word when talking about a Capricorn. For example, a Taurus is materialistic in the sense that they value really good quality items. A Libra is materialistic in that they love things that are pretty and shiny. A Capricorn, however, is materialistic in the sense that they appreciate the things they have because they’ve EARNED them. One of the hardest-working and most ambitious signs, having certain things is only a by-product of the satisfaction Capricorn feels when they’ve achieved a goal. It’s safe to say that you’ve probably been busting your ass all year and going above and beyond in your work, which may or may not have affected your sex life. With the holidays coming up and all, you’ve got a perfect opportunity to buy your partner a really fantastic gift, to show them that you acknowledge how patient they’ve been with your workaholism. Venus and Neptune will be in your 2nd House of money, material items and values; which turns a lot of your focus for gift-buying towards the beautiful above all else. This could include really delicate lingerie you’d love to see your partner wear, or a really nice musky-scented cologne, or something else simply gorgeous that I’m not thinking of. (Admittedly, I’m the worst at gift ideas, so aside from what I gave you, you’re on your own.) And like you, your partner will certainly appreciate the gift because they too understand and admire how hard you work to do nice things for the two of you. Who knows- maybe they’ve gotten you some fantastic gift as well that you can enjoy together.
Hot Spots: 1st, 10th, 13th, 18th, 27th
Aquarius Jan 20-Feb 18
Solo: As Venus enters your 1st House of self, you might feel the sudden urge to pretty yourself up a little. Get a Libra friend to help you- they’re really good with things like matching color to skin tone and tasteful make-up. (Ask a Leo friend for help with your hair- but if you want to look like a ho, let them do your make-up too.) Your mood at the beginning of the month is pretty festive, with a full 11th House of friends. No doubt you’ll have a lot of holiday parties to attend, where you’re bound to have a great time- maybe greater than you thought you could. Enjoy yourself with anyone new and stimulating that you meet this month, but be sure to keep your head about you and maintain your usual level of detachment, no matter how much you like them. It is a holiday, and people are going on vacations, so you might be separated from them for a little while. The last thing they need is somebody getting clingy over a pretty iconic American tradition- but then again, who are you to ever care about a pretty iconic American tradition? Even if Christmas day does find you eating Chinese food and going to see the new Star Trek movie, you’ve still got to have respect for other peoples’ boundaries. Most likely they’re thinking of you too, and if you back off just a little, you may find yourself being the one pursued. Just the way it should be.
Duo+: With Saturn and Ceres in your 8th House and a massively full-up 12th House, you could find yourself having an attack of the holiday blues. In a way this is no different than every year, since you decry convention and all this hoopla over something you see as devoid of religious sanctity and bastardized for capitalist gain. Yeah, okay- no offense, but your partner is probably agreeing with you simply because they’ve heard it so many times. I think that most Aquarians use political diatribes as a means of circumventing talking about how they really feel, which is fine if you’re preaching to the choir on your online debate forums or at your Young Communist Brigade meeting, but can actually be a little alienating in your romantic relationships. Even if your partner really does agree, they’re likely to get worn down after a little while. What they’d really be more interested in hearing isn’t just what’s on your mind but what’s in your heart. You’ll ease a lot of your tension by just letting it all out, and if there’s anything your partner can do to help make it easier, you know they will. So don’t be afraid of opening yourself to them- there’s very you can say that’ll scare them that bad.
Hot Spots: 3rd, 8th, 12th, 15th, 30th
Pisces Feb 19-Mar 20
Solo: You’ve been doing well in terms of curing your shyness over the past few months, Pisces, so well that you may have already earned yourself a reputation as a loose cannon. But that’s nothing to be embarrassed about, as you would never say anything that could really hurt anybody’s feelings. Besides, there’s something kind of cute about sweet little you using words you’d only hear in Quentin Tarantino movies, sort of like when a little kid says those words- you want to get mad, but you can’t because it was just so funny. In any event, your newfound badass reputation is sure to get you plenty of attention at all your upcoming social obligations. I bet some people who never expected you to be so fresh are probably secretly turned on- and who knows, they just might tell you so. But even so, don’t overdo it- that means no heavy drinking so that you completely lose control of what you’re saying and really end up alienating people, or doing anything too crazy that can really only be perceived as crazy, like taking off your underwear at the office holiday party. You can’t hold your liquor anyway. With just the right amount of freshness, you’ll get exactly what you need- don’t worry about a thing.
Duo+: As Venus joins Neptune in your 12th House, which is your natural house of solitude and the subconscious; this could be a psychic jab to pay more attention to some of the undercurrents in your relationship. You’re already pretty psychic, so no doubt you’ve been following these undercurrents the entire time. But have you been heeding them? As sensitive and flighty as the Pisces may seem, deep down, they are armed with an internal guide that really does know what’s good for them, and will alert them with a powerful intuition. It’s one of your most crucial tasks to learn how to keenly listen to this intuition and do what it says, even if it’s not exactly what you want. If you’re getting any of these flashes where your relationship is concerned, don’t just put them to the side- flesh them the fuck out. If you don’t think it’s anything you can or need to talk to your partner about right away, write about them in your journal, and keep track of how your feelings evolve day to day. It might also help you to pay attention to your dreams, and write those down too, for review in the morning. Dreams are often an excellent way to read into what your internal guide is telling you to do, especially since some schools of thought say that every person in your dream is really just another aspect of yourself. So listen, and pay close attention- even if you think you don’t know what to do, you’ve got the answer. You just have to see it.
Hot Spots: 5th, 14th, 18th, 22nd
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5 Signs It's Time to Move On!
5 Signs It's Time to Move On
by Jenna Lebel, Experience, Inc.
When you landed that new job, the world looked great. Now it's been a while, and one of your worst fears has come true -- you're unhappy in your job. When you're spending at least five days a week at work, it makes sense that you'd want to like what you're doing. But there are times when you're in a position or company that doesn't work for you.
If you're unhappy with your job -- and everybody around you probably already knows it -- it might be time for a career transition. Results from an Experience.com survey provide some insight into making the change. According to the survey, the top signal that it's time to transition to a new job is not the boss yelling at you. In fact, the number-one warning sign is:
* Your job has become boring. Most people are not in it just for the money. On the contrary, they're looking for something that gives them the chance to make a difference. If, in fact, you're finding a lack of intellectual stimulation and challenge, you have lots of company -- nearly 30 percent of respondents cited this as their biggest indicator it's time to leave a job.
* Another warning signal to workers that it may be time to make a transition is the lack of growth opportunities. If you're in a dead end job, with no place to move (unless a lot of people grow old and retire), you're in trouble. Twenty-two percent of respondents felt trapped in a position with little room for career progression.
* Others felt they were receiving inadequate pay or benefits. It may not all be about money, but some of it certainly is. Do you feel underpaid? Do you have lousy (or no) benefits? Seventeen percent of employees feel the economic pinch, and when that happens, may have to decide whether their job is really worth it.
* Work friends are very important. If your relationships with co-workers have gone bad, that's a definite sign that it's time to move on. Seventeen percent of those surveyed agreed -- if you're not getting along, you're going to feel like you're suffocating.
* Lack of investment in the company's goals/mission. This is more than just a self-esteem thing, but was mentioned by 13% of the respondents as a key factor indicating a career change. You need to be part of the big picture, or you're not in the picture at all.
Once you encounter the warning signs that it might be time to make a career transition, how long do you wait before you leave?
Most people (52%) said they would wait at least a year to see if it improved. Others were not as patient and hopeful. Thirty-two percent of respondents said they would quit as soon as they found another job, while 16% reported they would stay no longer than six months.
"When you clearly communicate you are under-challenged, wait a few months to see if your superior responds, and if not, it's time to take your knowledge and expertise to a company that will let you grow," one respondent said.
Copyright 2008, Experience, Inc.
by Jenna Lebel, Experience, Inc.
When you landed that new job, the world looked great. Now it's been a while, and one of your worst fears has come true -- you're unhappy in your job. When you're spending at least five days a week at work, it makes sense that you'd want to like what you're doing. But there are times when you're in a position or company that doesn't work for you.
If you're unhappy with your job -- and everybody around you probably already knows it -- it might be time for a career transition. Results from an Experience.com survey provide some insight into making the change. According to the survey, the top signal that it's time to transition to a new job is not the boss yelling at you. In fact, the number-one warning sign is:
* Your job has become boring. Most people are not in it just for the money. On the contrary, they're looking for something that gives them the chance to make a difference. If, in fact, you're finding a lack of intellectual stimulation and challenge, you have lots of company -- nearly 30 percent of respondents cited this as their biggest indicator it's time to leave a job.
* Another warning signal to workers that it may be time to make a transition is the lack of growth opportunities. If you're in a dead end job, with no place to move (unless a lot of people grow old and retire), you're in trouble. Twenty-two percent of respondents felt trapped in a position with little room for career progression.
* Others felt they were receiving inadequate pay or benefits. It may not all be about money, but some of it certainly is. Do you feel underpaid? Do you have lousy (or no) benefits? Seventeen percent of employees feel the economic pinch, and when that happens, may have to decide whether their job is really worth it.
* Work friends are very important. If your relationships with co-workers have gone bad, that's a definite sign that it's time to move on. Seventeen percent of those surveyed agreed -- if you're not getting along, you're going to feel like you're suffocating.
* Lack of investment in the company's goals/mission. This is more than just a self-esteem thing, but was mentioned by 13% of the respondents as a key factor indicating a career change. You need to be part of the big picture, or you're not in the picture at all.
Once you encounter the warning signs that it might be time to make a career transition, how long do you wait before you leave?
Most people (52%) said they would wait at least a year to see if it improved. Others were not as patient and hopeful. Thirty-two percent of respondents said they would quit as soon as they found another job, while 16% reported they would stay no longer than six months.
"When you clearly communicate you are under-challenged, wait a few months to see if your superior responds, and if not, it's time to take your knowledge and expertise to a company that will let you grow," one respondent said.
Copyright 2008, Experience, Inc.
Improve yoru Marriage in the bedroom!
Improve your marriage.... in the bedroom
Do you think that your sex and intimacy can be improved? If so, you may be nervous about discussing the subject with your husband. After all, your husband may wrongly get the impression that he doesn't satisfy you anymore. If you are interested in improving your intimacy with your husband, consider the approaches below.
DateIf you and your husband have been married for a while, there is a good chance that you haven't gone out on a date in a while. Many married couples get to a point in their relationship that is commonly called "the comfort zone." This zone is not one that you want to be in, as your relationship may feel more like a friendship. To prevent this from happening, ask your husband out on a date.Although many wives believe that their husbands should do the date asking, you sometimes have to take hold of the situation yourself. Now may be one of those times. Choose an activity that is romantic, such as a romantic comedy for a movie or a nice restaurant This can help to spark a little bit of romance and passion in your relationship, which may lead to better and closer intimacy at home.
Show Romantic GesturesWhen it comes to "wowing," in a relationship, women sometimes think that men should do it. You will also want to "wow," your husband, like you did the first time that you met. One of the easiest ways to do so is by performing a number of romantic gestures. When out shopping with your husband, grab their hand and hold it. When walking by them in the house, give them a quick kiss. Sending a love note to work with them is another romantic gesture that you may want to try.
Be Sexy and SeductiveIf your marriage enters into the above mentioned comfort zone, sex and intimacy may seem like a thing of the past. If you do have sex, it may seem more like a responsibly, a chore, or even work. To help reduce these feelings, be sexy and seductive. Do not wait for your husband to initiate sex and do not ask if your husband is up for it first, just get right down to business. Strip for your husband or simply just remove their clothes. Snuggle next to them on the couch and just start massaging their whole body. You may be surprised just how easy and effective it is to be sexy and seductive.
Be SpontaneousAs it was previously stated, do not ask your husband if he wants to have sex and do not wait for him to start. Instead, take matters into your own hands. Whether you start with a little bit of foreplay or jump right into the intercourse, do so. Your husband should like the surprise. Also, remember that being spontaneous involves having sex at different times of the day, as well as in different locations of the house.
Offer to Experiment In the BedroomTo improve sex and intimacy it is important to know that a change can do you good. You may want to suggest to your husband that you experiment in the bedroom or take them up on their suggestion to do so. Remember that experimenting in the bedroom doesn't have to mean getting an additional sex partner or doing something that makes you feel uncomfortable. A new sex position may be just what your relationship needs.
Do you think that your sex and intimacy can be improved? If so, you may be nervous about discussing the subject with your husband. After all, your husband may wrongly get the impression that he doesn't satisfy you anymore. If you are interested in improving your intimacy with your husband, consider the approaches below.
DateIf you and your husband have been married for a while, there is a good chance that you haven't gone out on a date in a while. Many married couples get to a point in their relationship that is commonly called "the comfort zone." This zone is not one that you want to be in, as your relationship may feel more like a friendship. To prevent this from happening, ask your husband out on a date.Although many wives believe that their husbands should do the date asking, you sometimes have to take hold of the situation yourself. Now may be one of those times. Choose an activity that is romantic, such as a romantic comedy for a movie or a nice restaurant This can help to spark a little bit of romance and passion in your relationship, which may lead to better and closer intimacy at home.
Show Romantic GesturesWhen it comes to "wowing," in a relationship, women sometimes think that men should do it. You will also want to "wow," your husband, like you did the first time that you met. One of the easiest ways to do so is by performing a number of romantic gestures. When out shopping with your husband, grab their hand and hold it. When walking by them in the house, give them a quick kiss. Sending a love note to work with them is another romantic gesture that you may want to try.
Be Sexy and SeductiveIf your marriage enters into the above mentioned comfort zone, sex and intimacy may seem like a thing of the past. If you do have sex, it may seem more like a responsibly, a chore, or even work. To help reduce these feelings, be sexy and seductive. Do not wait for your husband to initiate sex and do not ask if your husband is up for it first, just get right down to business. Strip for your husband or simply just remove their clothes. Snuggle next to them on the couch and just start massaging their whole body. You may be surprised just how easy and effective it is to be sexy and seductive.
Be SpontaneousAs it was previously stated, do not ask your husband if he wants to have sex and do not wait for him to start. Instead, take matters into your own hands. Whether you start with a little bit of foreplay or jump right into the intercourse, do so. Your husband should like the surprise. Also, remember that being spontaneous involves having sex at different times of the day, as well as in different locations of the house.
Offer to Experiment In the BedroomTo improve sex and intimacy it is important to know that a change can do you good. You may want to suggest to your husband that you experiment in the bedroom or take them up on their suggestion to do so. Remember that experimenting in the bedroom doesn't have to mean getting an additional sex partner or doing something that makes you feel uncomfortable. A new sex position may be just what your relationship needs.
The World's Best BJ!
Love it
This is step one and this is the most important step of them all when it comes to going down on your man. It's not likely that you'll do a good job if you don't enjoy what you're doing, right? Exactly! Show him some enthusiasm. Use body language or just plain old dirty talk to let him know that you've been anticipating devouring him all night (or morning…what man doesn't love to start his day with some amazing head?).
Get Down and Dirty With It
Let go of any idea you may have that you're going to get the job done right and look cute while doing it. Sorry ladies, but its one or the other. Don't be afraid to pull your hair back, scratch up your knees a little and get messy.
No Teeth!
Any man will tell you the number one rule for giving head is not to use your teeth. Make sure that any time your mouth comes into contact with him you tuck your lips over your teeth.
Some men do enjoy the feeling of teeth against the sensitive skin of their shaft. This is a personal preference. So, ASK before you decide to go that route. Pain does not equal pleasure for every man in this area.
Oral Angles
Different positions for oral sex can enhance the experience for him or be more comfortable for you.
Something Basic
A position that proves to be less strenuous is kneeling or squatting in from of him while he stands. This way your throat is directly aligned with his penis. Having your throat in a straight line with him means he can slide past your soft palette without overly agitating your gag reflex. This is an ideal position for trying to deep throat if you're interested.
Head Rush
This is another good way to angle yourself in order to take all of him into your throat and mouth. Lie on your back at the edge of the bed while your head hangs off. Instruct your man to stand facing you and slowly allow him to push himself into your mouth. Keep in mind that you want to start out slow. You may even want to hold his hips at first to keep him from doing any damage. Then, as you become more comfortable you can let go and allow him to take the reins.
He Can Do It, Too
Here's one that's a bit more fun for him. Lie on your back and direct him to put his knees on either side of your head. This is probably a position you've found yourself in a few times if he does his job right. While in this position he has control of how fast, slow, shallow, or deep he goes into your mouth. This is a great way to learn what feels good to him. Take notes. Place a pillow under your neck and head for support and keep in mind that communication is key for this angle. Thrusting too hard could hurt your throat or cause your teeth to skim his penis.
Suck Him Sideways
When you've got him lying on his back, the normal thing is probably for you to get between his knees on your stomach or all fours. Switch it up a little. Tell him to put both his legs together while you're at his side. In this position, you'll literally be sucking him sideways. Believe it or not, it creates a bit of a different sensation for him.
Hot Spots
There are a few key spots on his member that you should pay very special attention to --the head, the 1-2 inches of shaft directly under the head, and the underside of the penis [mostly close to the base]. These three spots are commonly the most responsive to motion and pressure. Running a strong tongue or lips along any of these spots is sure to make him tingle.
Use it or lose it..
Countless men say that women too often forget about their tongue while going down. Be conscious of what's going on inside of your mouth. Simply concentrating on the mechanical up and down motion isn't enough. Make sure that your tongue is always pressed against his penis and always moving… massaging. Flick it around. Make it firm, make it soft. Play with him and wait for his response.
Keep It Interesting
Something that too many women don't understand about fellatio is that it can get boring. Too much stimulation on any part of his member for long enough can cause the spot to become desensitized. How do you make sure this doesn't happen? Give him lots to pay attention to. You want to change up the rhythm, speed, pressure, and stroke of your tongue, mouth and hands. Keep him saying "Mmm! There's more?"For example: Going from soft, slow, teasing strokes to a more vigorous and firm stroke. Or moving onto the head and sucking and licking only there with shallow strokes. Then, transitioning into longer, deeper strokes taking all or most of him into your mouth. Also, if your jaw or neck feels weak you can stop and incorporate your hands for a while. Lick or kiss the head while using your hands and let your neck rest, but don't stop altogether. No excuses, ladies!
Your Little Helpers
HANDS- They take up the slack when your jaw or neck get a little tired and become especially handy if his penis is too long to fit all the way into your mouth. Think of them as your little helpers. Using your hands can give the feeling that you're taking him in deeper than you actually are. Do this by placing two or three fingers around his shaft (or your entire hand if you're lucky) and move them in sync with the stroke and rhythm of your mouth. Make sure that when you use your hands there's enough saliva or lube to go around. Friction is the enemy of good head. ~You can also substitute with a toy~ Have a party to learn more about that!
The Wandering Hand
Your hands can also do some exploring while your mouth handles his member. Some men enjoy firm tugging on the testes. Others find pleasure when rhythmic pressure is applied to the area between the scrotum and the anus called the perineum [otherwise known as the taint]. You'll want to keep in mind that some men do not appreciate a wandering hand. Again, it's important to ask what your man likes to know best whether this is a do or don't.
The Big Finale
This is my favorite part. Your man is panting and thrusting at your every motion and he grabs your hand tight to utter those four magic words, "I'm-about-to-cum.." What do you do? Don't stop!
Whatever you're doing in that moment is what needs to keep happening at an even faster pace. Yes, your jaw hurts and there's sweat running into your eyes, but you're going to keep going!
Postplay
Some men like to have the tip of their penis licked and sucked after orgasm. Others prefer pulling or squeezing on the testes. Lots won't want you to touch anything whatsoever. It's a personal preference that you have to investigate in order to please your man to the fullest extent.
Plain and Simple
You could follow every single tip I've given thus far, but none are more important that this: Communicate and Practice. No two men are just alike. Never be afraid to ask questions. Your man will thank you and be more than willing to instruct. You won't find one man that's not eager to help you practice pleasing him.
This is step one and this is the most important step of them all when it comes to going down on your man. It's not likely that you'll do a good job if you don't enjoy what you're doing, right? Exactly! Show him some enthusiasm. Use body language or just plain old dirty talk to let him know that you've been anticipating devouring him all night (or morning…what man doesn't love to start his day with some amazing head?).
Get Down and Dirty With It
Let go of any idea you may have that you're going to get the job done right and look cute while doing it. Sorry ladies, but its one or the other. Don't be afraid to pull your hair back, scratch up your knees a little and get messy.
No Teeth!
Any man will tell you the number one rule for giving head is not to use your teeth. Make sure that any time your mouth comes into contact with him you tuck your lips over your teeth.
Some men do enjoy the feeling of teeth against the sensitive skin of their shaft. This is a personal preference. So, ASK before you decide to go that route. Pain does not equal pleasure for every man in this area.
Oral Angles
Different positions for oral sex can enhance the experience for him or be more comfortable for you.
Something Basic
A position that proves to be less strenuous is kneeling or squatting in from of him while he stands. This way your throat is directly aligned with his penis. Having your throat in a straight line with him means he can slide past your soft palette without overly agitating your gag reflex. This is an ideal position for trying to deep throat if you're interested.
Head Rush
This is another good way to angle yourself in order to take all of him into your throat and mouth. Lie on your back at the edge of the bed while your head hangs off. Instruct your man to stand facing you and slowly allow him to push himself into your mouth. Keep in mind that you want to start out slow. You may even want to hold his hips at first to keep him from doing any damage. Then, as you become more comfortable you can let go and allow him to take the reins.
He Can Do It, Too
Here's one that's a bit more fun for him. Lie on your back and direct him to put his knees on either side of your head. This is probably a position you've found yourself in a few times if he does his job right. While in this position he has control of how fast, slow, shallow, or deep he goes into your mouth. This is a great way to learn what feels good to him. Take notes. Place a pillow under your neck and head for support and keep in mind that communication is key for this angle. Thrusting too hard could hurt your throat or cause your teeth to skim his penis.
Suck Him Sideways
When you've got him lying on his back, the normal thing is probably for you to get between his knees on your stomach or all fours. Switch it up a little. Tell him to put both his legs together while you're at his side. In this position, you'll literally be sucking him sideways. Believe it or not, it creates a bit of a different sensation for him.
Hot Spots
There are a few key spots on his member that you should pay very special attention to --the head, the 1-2 inches of shaft directly under the head, and the underside of the penis [mostly close to the base]. These three spots are commonly the most responsive to motion and pressure. Running a strong tongue or lips along any of these spots is sure to make him tingle.
Use it or lose it..
Countless men say that women too often forget about their tongue while going down. Be conscious of what's going on inside of your mouth. Simply concentrating on the mechanical up and down motion isn't enough. Make sure that your tongue is always pressed against his penis and always moving… massaging. Flick it around. Make it firm, make it soft. Play with him and wait for his response.
Keep It Interesting
Something that too many women don't understand about fellatio is that it can get boring. Too much stimulation on any part of his member for long enough can cause the spot to become desensitized. How do you make sure this doesn't happen? Give him lots to pay attention to. You want to change up the rhythm, speed, pressure, and stroke of your tongue, mouth and hands. Keep him saying "Mmm! There's more?"For example: Going from soft, slow, teasing strokes to a more vigorous and firm stroke. Or moving onto the head and sucking and licking only there with shallow strokes. Then, transitioning into longer, deeper strokes taking all or most of him into your mouth. Also, if your jaw or neck feels weak you can stop and incorporate your hands for a while. Lick or kiss the head while using your hands and let your neck rest, but don't stop altogether. No excuses, ladies!
Your Little Helpers
HANDS- They take up the slack when your jaw or neck get a little tired and become especially handy if his penis is too long to fit all the way into your mouth. Think of them as your little helpers. Using your hands can give the feeling that you're taking him in deeper than you actually are. Do this by placing two or three fingers around his shaft (or your entire hand if you're lucky) and move them in sync with the stroke and rhythm of your mouth. Make sure that when you use your hands there's enough saliva or lube to go around. Friction is the enemy of good head. ~You can also substitute with a toy~ Have a party to learn more about that!
The Wandering Hand
Your hands can also do some exploring while your mouth handles his member. Some men enjoy firm tugging on the testes. Others find pleasure when rhythmic pressure is applied to the area between the scrotum and the anus called the perineum [otherwise known as the taint]. You'll want to keep in mind that some men do not appreciate a wandering hand. Again, it's important to ask what your man likes to know best whether this is a do or don't.
The Big Finale
This is my favorite part. Your man is panting and thrusting at your every motion and he grabs your hand tight to utter those four magic words, "I'm-about-to-cum.." What do you do? Don't stop!
Whatever you're doing in that moment is what needs to keep happening at an even faster pace. Yes, your jaw hurts and there's sweat running into your eyes, but you're going to keep going!
Postplay
Some men like to have the tip of their penis licked and sucked after orgasm. Others prefer pulling or squeezing on the testes. Lots won't want you to touch anything whatsoever. It's a personal preference that you have to investigate in order to please your man to the fullest extent.
Plain and Simple
You could follow every single tip I've given thus far, but none are more important that this: Communicate and Practice. No two men are just alike. Never be afraid to ask questions. Your man will thank you and be more than willing to instruct. You won't find one man that's not eager to help you practice pleasing him.
Chemical Composition of Ejaculate
A very good question came up at a party... regarding the reasons why semen/sperm/ejaculate smelled or tasted the way it did. Basically it is different per man because of thier body chemistry as well as what the body consumes. Junk Food, Alcohol, Cigarettes, Weed, Fruits, Garlic, etc are examples of items consumed that can change the smell and taste of semen... mixed with the normal contents of semen. Here is the entire list of ingredients in semen ( no measurements though, because this is NOT a recipe! LMAO)
Ammonia
Ascorbic Acid
Ash
Calcium
Carbon Dioxide
Chloride
Cholesterol
Citric Acid
Copper
Creatine
Ergothionine
Fructose
Glutathione
Glycerylphosphoryl-choline
Inositol
Lactic Acid
Lipid
Magenesium
Nitrogen, nonprotean
Phosperus ( acid soluble)
Phosphorylcholine
Potassium
Pyruvic Acid
Sodium
Sorbitol
Vitamin B12
Sulfur
Uric Acid
Zinc
What Women Say About Semen
"Ajax cleaner""maybe salty""smells like Ajax, I no longer buy Ajax because of it. Instead I buy Mr. Clean, it's perfumed.""thick Clorox""rancid Elmer's glue""tastes and smells like Brie cheese""It tastes like itself (it's kind of like asking what pepper tastes like).""Indescribable.""It tasted like a thick, globby beer.""I've discovered that although there is a general almond taste to all men -- different men taste a little differently AND depending on how much a man drinks, smokes, and what he's eating -- the semen ranges in bitterness. The less healthy he is the worst his semen tastes. Almost like Clorox at times.""It tasted quite salty.""I cannot compare the taste to anything else I have tasted because its flavor is unique. I can compare its taste to the smell of Clorox bleach. Semen tastes like bleach smells!""It has different tastes for different people ranging from rotten eggs and dirty socks to a slimy/salty taste.""Semen had a taste of its own...Sometimes it's more spicy than other times; sometimes it's sweeter. Sometimes it gives me the sensation that I just chewed on a balloon.""Salty. It's a lot like swallowing snot.""Kind of like salty soft snot.""Blah! BITTER taste!""In my experience, the taste of semen seems to vary (at times dramatically) from guy to guy. Some men, bless them, have semen with very little taste whatsoever. Or maybe they just drink a lot of water and it keeps the concentration of salt and minerals and what have you down. The taste I generally expect is salty, but not a pleasant-eating-soft-pretzels-can-I-have-a-dab-of-mustard-with-that salty. Much more of an acidic, at times bitter metallic taste. At its worst, the taste of semen can surprise you like a mouthful of saltwater. One final note: Evidently garlic is a common culprit in distasteful experiences."
Ammonia
Ascorbic Acid
Ash
Calcium
Carbon Dioxide
Chloride
Cholesterol
Citric Acid
Copper
Creatine
Ergothionine
Fructose
Glutathione
Glycerylphosphoryl-choline
Inositol
Lactic Acid
Lipid
Magenesium
Nitrogen, nonprotean
Phosperus ( acid soluble)
Phosphorylcholine
Potassium
Pyruvic Acid
Sodium
Sorbitol
Vitamin B12
Sulfur
Uric Acid
Zinc
What Women Say About Semen
"Ajax cleaner""maybe salty""smells like Ajax, I no longer buy Ajax because of it. Instead I buy Mr. Clean, it's perfumed.""thick Clorox""rancid Elmer's glue""tastes and smells like Brie cheese""It tastes like itself (it's kind of like asking what pepper tastes like).""Indescribable.""It tasted like a thick, globby beer.""I've discovered that although there is a general almond taste to all men -- different men taste a little differently AND depending on how much a man drinks, smokes, and what he's eating -- the semen ranges in bitterness. The less healthy he is the worst his semen tastes. Almost like Clorox at times.""It tasted quite salty.""I cannot compare the taste to anything else I have tasted because its flavor is unique. I can compare its taste to the smell of Clorox bleach. Semen tastes like bleach smells!""It has different tastes for different people ranging from rotten eggs and dirty socks to a slimy/salty taste.""Semen had a taste of its own...Sometimes it's more spicy than other times; sometimes it's sweeter. Sometimes it gives me the sensation that I just chewed on a balloon.""Salty. It's a lot like swallowing snot.""Kind of like salty soft snot.""Blah! BITTER taste!""In my experience, the taste of semen seems to vary (at times dramatically) from guy to guy. Some men, bless them, have semen with very little taste whatsoever. Or maybe they just drink a lot of water and it keeps the concentration of salt and minerals and what have you down. The taste I generally expect is salty, but not a pleasant-eating-soft-pretzels-can-I-have-a-dab-of-mustard-with-that salty. Much more of an acidic, at times bitter metallic taste. At its worst, the taste of semen can surprise you like a mouthful of saltwater. One final note: Evidently garlic is a common culprit in distasteful experiences."
10 Symptoms a Woman Should Not Ignore!
We all know the routine. We work hard. We play hard. We make lists of what has to be done right now. What's not on the list? Taking care of you. Too often we skip a doctor's visit or ignore symptoms because we're just too busy. And that's a big mistake, maybe even a fatal one. Read on to find out the 10 symptoms you shouldn't ignore… You Get Top PriorityMore often than not, it's the smart, educated woman who puts off going to the doctor, even when going to the doctor should be a top priority, says Judy Kinzy, M.D., an internal medicine specialist in Knoxville, Tenn. It's not unusual for a woman to finally come in long after a symptom has persisted. "They read about it and try to figure it out on their own," Kinzy says. "They don't think about possible consequences. Bottom line, they don't really want to have to deal with it." But not dealing with a persistent symptom can be dangerous – and can even lead to a chronic or fatal disease. Women should see a doctor if they experience any of the following symptoms:1. Acute Fatigue Let's face it: Women are used to being tired. Who doesn't have a "to do" list that's book length. Feed cat, take children to park, finish project at work, get mechanic to listen to weird sound in car, learn Photoshop, use up eggplant in fridge, check on Mom and Dad… and on and on and on. Overload leads to fatigue, but when low energy and exhaustion seem out of proportion to your day-to-day activities and continue for more than two weeks, see a doctor. Acute fatigue can be a difficult symptom to diagnose, Kinzy says, but that doesn't mean you should ignore it. It can indicate hypothyroidism, which can be treated with a hormone, or anemia, which is treatable with iron or vitamin B12 shots. More seriously, it can also be a sign of depression, sleep apnea, heart disease or even lung cancer. 2. Rectal BleedingWomen who have had hemorrhoids while pregnant might dismiss rectal bleeding as a sign of a new hemorrhoid and not take it seriously, says Ruth Stewart, M.D., assistant professor at Meharry Medical College and Vanderbilt University. Rectal bleeding can indeed indicate a hemorrhoid, but it can also be a sign of colon or rectal cancer, which is curable if caught early, according to Stewart. If you experience rectal bleeding, you should see a doctor right away. And even if it's just a hemorrhoid, it still needs to be treated.3. Abdominal Bloating and Pain, Change in Bowel HabitsLike rectal bleeding, abdominal bloating and pain or a change in bowel habits can indicate something serious like colon cancer. These symptoms also can be a sign of ovarian cancer, inflammatory bowel syndrome or diverticulitis. Diverticulitis occurs when you have small pouches that bulge outward in your colon (diverticulosis) that get infected. Diverticulitis can be treated with antibiotics, but sometimes requires surgery. If you experience abdominal bloating or a persistent change in bowel habits, such as constipation, make an appointment with your doctor. 4. Pain or Discomfort in Chest"Although heart disease is the number one killer of American women, most women still don't think about heart disease happening to them," Kinzy says. "They'll think they're having acid reflux or that they ate something funny, and they'll just blow the feeling of discomfort off. They'll also argue against having a heart evaluation because they're so sure it's not their heart – and then it ends up being about their heart." The signs of coronary artery disease, which can lead to a heart attack, are typically much more subtle in women than in men. "Angina isn't always obvious in women. It's not the classic 'elephant sitting on my chest' feeling," Stewart says. "Sometimes it's just discomfort or a 'not well' feeling." Women might misdiagnose the discomfort as acid reflux or a "burpy" sensation. One of Stewart's former patients said the feeling was akin to having a balloon inside her chest. She assumed it was acid reflux, took a Maalox and went to work; a few hours later, she came into the hospital having a heart attack. If you're having trouble exerting yourself or have some discomfort or pain in your chest or you're just not feeling right, see a doctor immediately. 5. Heart Palpitations Heart palpitations are often related to stress, but if persistent, they can also be a sign of atrial fibrillation, which is an irregular heartbeat. If you don't seek treatment for atrial fibrillation, you increase your risk of having a stroke, especially if you have other risk factors for heart disease, which include an abdominal girth of more than 35 inches in women, high cholesterol, high blood pressure or if you smoke. 6. Shortness of BreathShortness of breath is yet another symptom of heart disease. But it can also be a sign of other diseases, such as pneumonia, asthma, emphysema, chronic bronchitis, lung cancer or even a blood clot. They're all very serious, so if you're having continual or increased problems breathing, make an appointment to be evaluated. 7. Pelvic Pain During IntercourseIt's not normal to have pelvic pain during sex, so pay attention if this symptom occurs. If pelvic pain happens during deep penetration, it could indicate pelvic inflammatory disease (PIV), endometriosis, an ovarian cyst or cervixitis, which is an infection of the cervix. Pelvic pain upon entry can mean a vaginal infection or a hormone deficiency. If you do experience pelvic pain during intercourse, don't shrug it off. Go to the doctor. An infection that goes untreated can lead to infertility. 8. Change in the Appearance of a MoleMelanoma (skin cancer) is often linked to a change in moles, so check your moles regularly for any difference in their appearance. Follow the ABCD method recommended by the Skin Cancer Foundation and the American Academy of Dermatology to help detect possible problems. If the mole is A, asymmetrical; B, has uneven borders; C, has changed in color; or D, changed in diameter, see a dermatologist immediately. Any changes in your skin, such as a growth or a sore that won't heal, are also potential indicators of melanoma.9. Breast LumpsExamine your breasts monthly to detect any new masses or lumps and have a yearly breast exam. It might sound funny, but you should be able to read your breasts like a map. That way, you'll be able to recognize an unusual mass or lump and have it evaluated right away. Potentially cancerous lumps usually feel like small stones or rocks in your breast, Kinzy says. Non-cancerous lumps are typically more tender and change in response to your menstrual cycle. But this is not always the case, so check with your doctor if any new lump appears.10. Swelling in Legs or Persistent Pain in Joints If you notice swelling in one or both legs, particularly after you've been traveling in a car or airplane, you should seek the advice of a doctor. Swelling in one leg can mean a blood clot, while swelling in both legs can be a sign of kidney or liver disease. Pain in joints that doesn't go away could mean something more serious than arthritis, such as lupus or rheumatoid arthritis, which may require steroid treatment.
5 Myths of Anal Sex
Anal Sex is a subject I am very passionate about. I feel its so very important for everyone to learn how to understand anal sex as well as to be educated on HOW to have anal sex. It's really not "common sense". If you find this information useful, book a party and learn a whole lot more !
Of all sexual acts, anal sex is the most misunderstood. Despite the fact that one out of every four women has engaged in anal sex, the practice remains taboo. Many women are reluctant to experiment with anal sex because of the many myths and misconceptions that surround the practice.But once you learn the right techniques, it's easy to see why anal sex can be so enjoyable. The anus contains a vast supply of nerves, and is one of our most sensitive erogenous zones. Stroking, massaging, and otherwise stimulating the anus can be intensely pleasurable. In fact, some women are able to orgasm from anal stimulation alone. Here you'll find answers to the most common concerns about anal pleasures:1. The anus is dirty.Early in our childhood, we are taught that the anus is dirty and should not be touched. Thorough hand washing after accidentally touching this area is stressed. You may also have heard similar sentiments voiced about your vulva and vagina, but of course stimulation of these body parts can certainly provide a multitude of pleasurable sensations.With routine daily hygiene, the anus is as clean as other parts of your body. It does contain its own natural bacteria, though, and to avoid infections, you must never move anything from your anus to your vagina.
2. Anal sex is painful.Anal sex should not be painful. If it hurts, you are doing something wrong. If you learn the proper techniques prior to experimenting, you may find it enjoyable.The keys to pleasurable anal sex are relaxation, lubrication and education. The anus is a tube that is one and a half inches long and surrounded by two rings of muscle. One ring, the external sphincter, is under your control. The other, the internal sphincter, will automatically tighten whenever something is pushed into your anus. Relaxing the external sphincter will make anal sex easier and more pleasurable. Your anus does not produce its own natural lubrication, so use lots of water-based lubricants to further increase your pleasure.3. Anal sex is harmful and unhealthy.Many women fear that anal sex will cause hemmorhoids, fissures or tears. Some even fear that they may become incontinent and spend the rest of their lives in adult diapers. Pleasurable anal sex does not cause harm to your anus or rectum. And as long as your partner does not have a sexually transmitted infection, neither semen nor sperm are harmful to your rectum.If you are not sure about the sexually transmitted disease status of your partner, use a lubricated latex or polyurethane condom during anal sex. Avoid condoms with spermicides -- they may cause irritation of the sensitive anal and rectal tissues.4. Anal sex is a perverted, unnatural act.Anal sex has been an accepted sexual practice for centuries. In some cultures, women engage in anal sex with their male partners for sexual pleasure while protecting their virginity. You must decide for yourself what feels natural. If you are uncomfortable with any sexual act, don't do it! You are in charge of what you do sexually.5. Anal sex is enjoyed only by homosexuals.Long considered a purely homosexual act, anal sex is enjoyed by many heterosexual couples as well. Anal sex is simply another option for sexual gratification and is unrelated to your sexual identity.Know your anatomy.To better understand anal sex, you need to understand the anatomy of your anus and rectum. With a mirror, and a good light source, take a look at your anus. As you spread your buttocks, you will notice the opening to your anus. Though it appears small and tight, it is capable of stretching enough to accommodate a finger, toy or any size penis. You will notice that the skin surrounding your anus is dark and wrinkled, and contains hair, sweat and oil-secreting glands. The tube-like anus contains numerous nerves and is exquisitely sensitive to touch and stretching. At the top of the anus is the rectum. The five-inch rectum is not straight, but makes several turns. And because the tissue of the rectum is delicate, sharp objects or unusual force can easily damage it. Though not as sensitive as the anus, some women enjoy the feeling of rectal "fullness" that is created during anal sex play.
Of all sexual acts, anal sex is the most misunderstood. Despite the fact that one out of every four women has engaged in anal sex, the practice remains taboo. Many women are reluctant to experiment with anal sex because of the many myths and misconceptions that surround the practice.But once you learn the right techniques, it's easy to see why anal sex can be so enjoyable. The anus contains a vast supply of nerves, and is one of our most sensitive erogenous zones. Stroking, massaging, and otherwise stimulating the anus can be intensely pleasurable. In fact, some women are able to orgasm from anal stimulation alone. Here you'll find answers to the most common concerns about anal pleasures:1. The anus is dirty.Early in our childhood, we are taught that the anus is dirty and should not be touched. Thorough hand washing after accidentally touching this area is stressed. You may also have heard similar sentiments voiced about your vulva and vagina, but of course stimulation of these body parts can certainly provide a multitude of pleasurable sensations.With routine daily hygiene, the anus is as clean as other parts of your body. It does contain its own natural bacteria, though, and to avoid infections, you must never move anything from your anus to your vagina.
2. Anal sex is painful.Anal sex should not be painful. If it hurts, you are doing something wrong. If you learn the proper techniques prior to experimenting, you may find it enjoyable.The keys to pleasurable anal sex are relaxation, lubrication and education. The anus is a tube that is one and a half inches long and surrounded by two rings of muscle. One ring, the external sphincter, is under your control. The other, the internal sphincter, will automatically tighten whenever something is pushed into your anus. Relaxing the external sphincter will make anal sex easier and more pleasurable. Your anus does not produce its own natural lubrication, so use lots of water-based lubricants to further increase your pleasure.3. Anal sex is harmful and unhealthy.Many women fear that anal sex will cause hemmorhoids, fissures or tears. Some even fear that they may become incontinent and spend the rest of their lives in adult diapers. Pleasurable anal sex does not cause harm to your anus or rectum. And as long as your partner does not have a sexually transmitted infection, neither semen nor sperm are harmful to your rectum.If you are not sure about the sexually transmitted disease status of your partner, use a lubricated latex or polyurethane condom during anal sex. Avoid condoms with spermicides -- they may cause irritation of the sensitive anal and rectal tissues.4. Anal sex is a perverted, unnatural act.Anal sex has been an accepted sexual practice for centuries. In some cultures, women engage in anal sex with their male partners for sexual pleasure while protecting their virginity. You must decide for yourself what feels natural. If you are uncomfortable with any sexual act, don't do it! You are in charge of what you do sexually.5. Anal sex is enjoyed only by homosexuals.Long considered a purely homosexual act, anal sex is enjoyed by many heterosexual couples as well. Anal sex is simply another option for sexual gratification and is unrelated to your sexual identity.Know your anatomy.To better understand anal sex, you need to understand the anatomy of your anus and rectum. With a mirror, and a good light source, take a look at your anus. As you spread your buttocks, you will notice the opening to your anus. Though it appears small and tight, it is capable of stretching enough to accommodate a finger, toy or any size penis. You will notice that the skin surrounding your anus is dark and wrinkled, and contains hair, sweat and oil-secreting glands. The tube-like anus contains numerous nerves and is exquisitely sensitive to touch and stretching. At the top of the anus is the rectum. The five-inch rectum is not straight, but makes several turns. And because the tissue of the rectum is delicate, sharp objects or unusual force can easily damage it. Though not as sensitive as the anus, some women enjoy the feeling of rectal "fullness" that is created during anal sex play.
I AM BACK
Things have been quite hectic and i took on way to much ( as usual) which caused the blog to be neglected.
However, I have now made a permanent schedule which includes my blog time. I am really excited about the changes I have made for the new year and looking forward to making 2009 a BLAST!
Stay tuned for educating, funny, and of course opinionated blogs! :)
XOXO
Danielle
However, I have now made a permanent schedule which includes my blog time. I am really excited about the changes I have made for the new year and looking forward to making 2009 a BLAST!
Stay tuned for educating, funny, and of course opinionated blogs! :)
XOXO
Danielle
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